So times are rough. Gas prices are high, food prices are going up, and jobs are being cut. Times are so rought that he decided to fake a heart attack after his cab ride so that he didn’t have to pay the cab fare. A few weeks later, the same man faked another heart attack to get out of paying for his steak dinner. The man forgot to do one during this masterful plan. He didn’t space out his heart attacks enough, and the doctor that treated him the week before recognized him from the week before and called the cops. This man is now being prossecuted, and may spend 9 months in jail, and be fined 10,000 dollars. Only a real heart attack is going to save him now.